My job only exists to perpetuate people being lazy

For me it's cause I'm lazy.

And sometimes you can't eat a whole cantaloupe b/f it goes bad so a pre-sliced one is nice to have for sides and snacking.

I'm so sorry but, That's what she said.

They dont know what fruit is?

I thought some kids were joking around when one kid said "what's a pear?" I laughed because it reminded me of "Its always sunny". Or one kid said blood oranges were poisonous and freaked out a bunch of kids, then no one wanted to try them.

Shops in Norway actually had to start advertising blood oranges as red oranges, because no one wanted to buy them with that name.