I think we've all had this pop into our heads at one point or another

Stabbing people with screwdrivers...

Putting ice cream cones in my back pockets on sundays...

Im pretty sure that anything is illegal somewhere on the earth.

Whenever a teacher gives a test

Urban exploration. Stupid trespassing laws making it illegal to investigate abandoned factories and such.

Killing someone very hard in the face until they die.
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Oops.

When you start telling your parents a story about what you and your friends did that one time

*coughs* PirateBay *coughs*

I live in Singapore. That doesn't work