I can't be alone

~_~ I was thinking about something rather rated R in English class...and my sub-teach looked at me and did the Umbridge "hm hmh"
I think she's knows I'm a perverted potato @-@

Or when you're around your mom and you get paranoid that she can hear all your perverted thoughts...

What if they actually can but we are the small group who has better powers and they don't want us knowing people have powers so we have to discover then ourselves.. my God, we are superior..

I thought I was alone in this!

When I think someone can read my thoughts, I try to telepathically talk to them to see if they react. And if they don't react, I convince myself that they're PRETENDING that they can't hear me, seems legit lol.

This is basically why i dont smoke weed

No, I do it too. It's kool.

I go 'I know you can hear me. No, don't pretend you can't. I know you can.' for a full 5 minutes after I think anything at all perverted

More often than i like to admit

It's not that I believe in telepathy. It's that I'm afraid my thoughts are clear to everyone because of my expression...

Yes! But I think about murdering people who I hate then wonder if they can read my mind and they're going to kill me first!

I think adult thoughts BECAUSE I think there might be a telepath.

Omg so true

Yeah, except my random thoughts are really messed up. I don't even mean to think them but if I think about someone trying to read my mind, I think of the most fucked up shit like I'm trying to make them think I'm a weirdo.

Throwing around thought's and apostrophes, apparently.

S A M E

MY GOD I DO THIS EXACT SAME THING

How about instead of that, think of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ can I get an amen