On the flip-side, I think the reason I'm still alive is because I shed too much hair for someone to murder me and get away with it .
It's a built-in safety feature.
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· 9 years ago
Wear a hairnet when you go on your next murder spree
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· 9 years ago
So THAT'S why the count of cat-related murders is down from last year...
It's a built-in safety feature.