I know you guys love beards, but be careful

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Suits him well. Hipster!!!

How short was he if his beard was 4.5 feet and it was low enough to the ground for him to trip over it?

Rest and R.I.P. in peace, Beard Lord.

This is actually true. This man usually rolled up his beard when he ran so he wouldn't trip but his home town in Austria caught on fire and he had to run for his life. He panicked and forgot to roll up his beard. The things you learn on Horrible Histories...

That's embarrassing