In Florida, it's ALWAYS about the shade not the distance

10 miles away...

& Texas

Because I'm all about that shade, 'bout that shade, no sunlight.

Opposite in Chicago (Or at least where I am) cause there's barely any trees in parking lots. There are some bushes and shrubbery.

Don't forget Arizona!

Jon Oliver: "Do you miss America?"
Edward Snowden: "Yes, very much".
Jon Oliver: "Do you miss Florida?"
dead silence
Last Week Tonight = best news cap

Then summer comes.......the mosquitoes.... they just rape your blood...

Oh my gosh