Confuse Don't Abuse

My dad said I was too old to be grounded so he just pisses me off when I'm in trouble. He takes my chargers, puts oil in my shampoo, stretches out my shirts by the sleeves.

A few years ago, the old principle at my school hated marbles. So at graduation, all the seniors each gave him a marble when they shook his hand. Halfway through he made an annoucement to please stop handing him marbles, because the basket they were putting them in was overflowing

So basically what life is like with toddlers. I like this.

''ghost-anus''

I like that motto

Principal...princiPAL!