Not Everyone Knows the Sun Tans

How to freak out your kids who don't know any better but to believe their stupid parent 101

How do you not know what a tan line is? Did you grow up under a rock?

The stupid, it burns.
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badum-tish.

Further evidence that some people should never become parents.

Hmmm could it be tan?

Someone call CPS please

It's called "being Mexican"