I love tumblr

"the queer whisperer"

I'm very disappointed that the fist mad one didn't say fistmyass

the one about being surrounded by the people you imagined.... i feel like we would need to rent out an entire hotel (like a huge one)

I lost it at the one with the beat and white girl.
I also have the same fucking swearing problem as that one guy

I have kidnapped your child and made him into the perfect accomplice.

Adam and eve not hebrew and cantonese

<3 = smaller than three

*clap clap*
(it's the bottom left post)

"The queer whisperer" xD

*claps and laughs awkwardly*

"it's just a phrase"

It's a running joke between my best friend (who's gay) and I that I'm his hag, and he's my fag. We affectionately call each other by our respective titles.

The only reason I stay on tumblr is because of these golden posts every now and then

15 century kid

Man, I'd hate to be a stuffed sheep carcass