Am I the only one who needs this?

This needs a buy button

Do you want shot, because this is how you get shot.

Like hell I would ever leave the house with that, I like living

so let me wet you with this gun while youre trying not to get wet from the rain.... smart idea

I saw this post yesterday, and at night i had a dream about it that my sister got this umbrella and tried to shot me with real bullets. That was actually a real gun. SHE ALWAYS TRIES TO KILL ME IN MY DREAMS ONLY BECAUSE SHE'S A BULLY AND OLDER THAN ME.

OoOr it could be equipped with filter for drinking water. Would be so useful for homeless, camping, when your bored....