Facts

Some people never evolve past #4

I'd imagine it's the ejaculation and not the semen that's illegal in school zones. After all, they ban guns, not bullets.

I think that there's more reason number 1's illegal than the speed limit...

#2 is called mouth sweats, some people can battle this and some destroy cabinetry

So really everyone is an asshole

Number one just seriously screwed up my plans for later

I don't know what to do with this information...

I love these

It probably wasn't a good idea to eat a quesadilla while reading these. Oh well