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i got married with micheal jackson because my friends told me to do it

I need your mom because I'm sexy

September 20th and March 4th, black shirt and pink shirt

I ran naked with a monkey because I'm sexy

I fucked a horse because I smoked crack ._.

I hate a condom cause i am gay...?

I shot a horse because i'm sexy

I hate a robot because I hate my life.. I'm Will Smith.

I ran naked with George bush because I'm sexy

I fucked Barney the Dinosaur because that's what I am...

I killed a piece of shit because I stink

i got married with micheal jackson because i hate my life

I smoked weed with a drug dealer because my friends told me to

I raped a robot bc im sexy

I killed a porn star because I was horny

I stabbed a drug dealer because I am sexy

I took a crap on a black guy because I hate my life -_-

i pissed on a puppet because i hate my life. :(

I hate a dog because I have perfect abs. Well I get 1 thing out of this.

It looks like most people on funsubstance wear black t shirts. I stabbed a dildo because i have perfect abs.

I hate a piece of shit because I was horny. k.

I stabbed an egg because I hate my life...

I did a blowjob to a monkey because I'm ugly

I did a blowjob to your mom because I hate my life.

I got married to a dildo because i hate my life! Seems legit

I need a monkey because I hate my life.

I shot Madonna because I'm sexy.

I got married with Barney the dinosaur because I'm sexy.

"I need a black guy cause that's what I am"
Uhhh... I'm a straight white girl, not a gay black man. Awkward...

I got married with a piece of sh.t because I was horny

i ran naked with barney the dinosaur because i smoked crack

I hate a drunk mexican because i have perfect abs

I stabbed your mom because im sexy

I need a cookie jar because I'm horny. Well then

i smoked weed with a clown because i'm ugly

i hate micheal jackson because thats what i am

i smoked weed with a horse im sexy

I need an old man because i'm sexy :/

I stabbed a nazi because i got perfect abs.....

I need an old man because I'm horny. Well... Fuck

I smoked weed with a porn star cause I'm sexy...?

I peed on a vacuum cleaner because I'm ugly.

I ran naked with a condom because I hate my life

I pissed on a bowl of cereal because I'm gay...

I took a crap on Madonna because I smoked crack:)

I got married with a bowl of cereal because that's what I am

I took a crap on a cookie jar because I'm sexy

I took a crap on a cookie jar because I smoked crack

I hate a prostitute because I'm single...

I stabbed a bowl of cereal because im sexy

I got married with a black guy because I'm racist.

I did a blow job to a Jew, because I'm sexy. The fact that my crush is a Jew just makes me smile some more.

I killed a nazi, because I'm sexy

I did a blowjob to a pornstar because I was horny

I shot a nazi because I'm sexy

I pissed on a monkey because I did crack

I ran naked with George bush because I stink

I took a crap on a bowl of cereal because I hate my life.