I will make you go blind.

If it wasn't for the internet I wouldn't have guessed that 'no tears' is actually no tears in your hair

Perfect username

But did he cry?

It is actually no tears as in crying though. In Spanish it's no mas lagrimas which is the same thing, and In commercial they say tears as in crying, not ripping.
It's Iceland and Greenland all over again.

And here i thought it was "no tears" as in it won't tear your hair

*scrolls to awkward post