Oh dear

~I get filthy when that liquor get into me ~

My version of this
Child: sing us a song to sleep
Me: ok *grabs guitar* AAAHIHGOHYUVDFUBCDTJXRUKVGOIGFJIHVGCHJVCGHHFDTIIYROJVJULNKOYCCDYHCDDUUTVHJYFXSSAUHJIOUYREAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

me: yo i never fucked wayne i never fucked drake

Me: *pulls out acoustic guitar*
Me: alrighty kids this one is called young volcanoes
Me: WHEN ROMES IN RUINSWE ARE THE LIIIIOONS FREE OF THE COOOOLISSEUMS, IN POOOOOIIIIISONED PLACES WE ARREE ANTIVENOM
Kids: mom pls stop
me: WE'RE THE BEGINNING OF THE END
Kids: mom
Me: TONIGHT

Child- sing me a song, mom!
Me- NE NE PAPA WAIN O CHOUDAI

Me: Sie sind das Essen und Wir sind die Jäeger!