What is this even? Hidden

I can't even... what?

That poor dog...

That has to be made up, right?

Did anyone else cringe while reading this?

Would throwing a cloth over its eyes work? Like you'd do to crocodiles n stuff to calm them down?

Uhhhh
I dont think you can legally do that

Clubbing it would kill it

I'm trying to hold my laugh in so the teachers don't get suspicious

a 'chuwawa'

I know! You could... wait... what? Nope... I don't know

Awe

:((((

hahahahahaha what the fuck!??!?!?!! this is the best thing ive ever read. i just died laughing

You tried to shoot a chihuahua with a horse tranquilizer bc his tennis ballsized testicle got snapped in a mouse trap. Pretty sure you exacerbated the situation.