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One sentence sad story
9 years ago by
fanatasyland
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smbadat
· 9 years ago
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FIRST
Why did you do this to me.
I'm crying.
:"(
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guest
· 9 years ago
Cried like a bitch just now
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diciest
· 9 years ago
I literally physically gasped and almost all of these...
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thatgirl125
· 9 years ago
I'm surprised that I am still living after reading those. So heart breaking :(
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guest
· 9 years ago
The mission control.one got me bad, I am crying. That one was ...
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gorgeousgirl88
· 9 years ago
I don't understand that one.
smbadat
· 9 years ago
He was aboard a spaceship
And then something went wrong
He is stuck in space
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taratheartist
· 9 years ago
I don't understand the second one
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guest
· 9 years ago
The wife changed the locks.
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kassdestruction
· 9 years ago
Meaning she didn't want him to come back
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conditioner
· 9 years ago
This is for sadsubstance :'(
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shampoo
· 9 years ago
But I laughed
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conditioner
· 9 years ago
HOW COULD YOU
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smbadat
· 9 years ago
She is a sadistic little shit
That's why
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shampoo
· 9 years ago
EHEHEHEHE
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conditioner
· 9 years ago
no square marshmallows for you
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shampoo
· 9 years ago
But I like the square the marshmallows!
smbadat
· 9 years ago
I want marshmallows!!
Gimme shampoos share. I won't let her get any
conditioner
· 9 years ago
None for you all for me mwahahah
smbadat
· 9 years ago
OK
(>_<)
conditioner
· 9 years ago
Sorryyyyy not really
smbadat
· 9 years ago
I just wanna be friends
shampoo
· 9 years ago
I just want marshmellows
conditioner
· 9 years ago
I just want to share everything except the marshmallows those are mine
smbadat
· 9 years ago
OK
FRIENDSHIP!!!
conditioner
· 9 years ago
YES
marcolozano1
· 9 years ago
shampoo and conditioner in an argument about square mashmallows. nice.
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conditioner
· 9 years ago
You got a problem
marcolozano1
· 9 years ago
nope, pretty interesting though
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conditioner
· 9 years ago
Alrighty then
smbadat
· 9 years ago
MARSHMALLOWS!!!
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thepacifist
· 9 years ago
I'm sorry, but I interpreted "Mom taught me how to shave" the wrong way and burst out laughing.
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guest
· 9 years ago
Can someone explain the thirteen and nineteenth one, please?
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deleted
· 9 years ago
13= dad wasn't there to teach him. 19= his reflection blinked. But he didn't creepy
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guest
· 9 years ago
title should be on line sad story not one sentence
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cookieinthekitchen
· 9 years ago
actually it should be 6 word sad stories
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spacesurfer
· 9 years ago
No, it should be "white text on a black background", to be more specific.
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bleachnvm
· 9 years ago
Ok this isn't funny...
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guest
· 9 years ago
I thought this was FUNsubstance!
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hiapoe
· 9 years ago
Could someone please explain the chalk one?
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kassdestruction
· 9 years ago
A child was murdered
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guest
· 9 years ago
A lot of them were more then one sentence. Title fail.
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guest
· 9 years ago
For sale: Baby shoes, never worn.
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kassdestruction
· 9 years ago
T-T Why, guest? Why?
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deleted
· 9 years ago
Or "baby shoes only worn once"
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deviledapple
· 9 years ago
"Met my soul mate. She didn't" my life in six words. other than the she needing to say he.
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thatgirl125
· 9 years ago
Aw that's devastating :( you ok?
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deviledapple
· 9 years ago
my four legged soul mate gets me through
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dpearce613
· 9 years ago
Woah.
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flamingduckballs
· 9 years ago
I dont understand the blinking reflection
HELP
deleted
· 9 years ago
You dont blink but your Reflection blinks. That would be like your reflection coming to life. It's more creepy than sad
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flamingduckballs
· 9 years ago
Yeah thats what I was thinking
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curiositykicksass
· 9 years ago
I got shivers from these..
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jollysailorbold
· 9 years ago
the mission control one always gets me
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tgiesey
· 9 years ago
Thanks for that I guess
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ningo
· 9 years ago
6 words, not 1 sentence.Otherwise great post.
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guest
· 9 years ago
Several of those are two sentences.
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firebender
· 9 years ago
the second the fifth the sixth and the seventh
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I'm crying.
:"(
And then something went wrong
He is stuck in space
That's why
Gimme shampoos share. I won't let her get any
(>_<)
FRIENDSHIP!!!
HELP