Well I mean I could say I'm "waiting for the right one", but that'd be a flat out lie. The real reason is that I don't want to/can't afford to fall in love because then I know my ambitions would go down the drain. The fact that I'm not very good looking is actually quite helpful in this situation, even though I must say that with a heavy heart I had to refuse a few amazing guys. They later started dating my friends, though, so I'm happy for them.
Step 1: don't.
What
Watching vids on a flatscreen mirror is the best
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