These Are Goals

I got yelled at for thinking guys shouldn't have to do the second one. The first one is kind of a jerk move, but it isn't. He had to jump over it, and unless she's short she can too. And the third one is sweet.
But the second one, if his jacket is wet there's nothing be can offer you to keep you warm later on.

The second one seems kind of unconventional for the guy. I just hope whoever they do that for is worth it.

Where the flippity fuck is the puddle on the second one for God's sake just step in it it's water not sewage

Or you could just both happily run through it :)

I would get more offended if he didn't splash in the water with me.

The second puddle is a tiny ass puddle she can step over it and he doesn't need to ruin his jacket

I will be either the first one or the last one

Or you know....you could go around the puddle

the second one is stupid period. the water will soak through and still get her shoes wet not to mention getting the coat dirty and soaking wet. I'd only do that if i was rich enough to throw the coat away in the nearest garbage bin afterwords. The third option is the best one. anyone that tries to argue for the second one is just a delusional romanticist that knows that will never happen to them in their lifetime.

Am I the only one who thinks it's best to just walk right through it?

Who cares about being "ladylike"...muddier the water, the funner!