Technically.....

True

It ain't wrong...

What if you bash someone with the butt of the gun?

For anyone wondering this quote is actually from welcome to nightvale, which is a podcast that is essentially a radio station on every drug ever used. It is absurd perfection. (The episode this is from is called 'one year later' BTW:))

Gaping holes in vital organs don't kill people - Massive blood loss kills people.

This is night vale.