Best advice my girlfriend ever gave me

9 years ago by nitetom · 1802 Likes · 23 comments · Popular

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kisnotundercover · 9 years ago · FIRST

i must remember this..

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guest · 9 years ago

Does it work for penises?

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deleted · 9 years ago

WAIT REALLY

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cia1 · 9 years ago

EYE drops. EYE

userrname · 9 years ago

LOVE

userrname · 9 years ago

PIZZA

deleted · 9 years ago

Eye drops are basically glorified saline.

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mrblackbelt108 · 9 years ago

*gets shot*
*pulls out gallon of eye drops*
mfw I have figured out how to be immortal
Thanks Internet!

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jimcrichton · 9 years ago

Or... you know... use a styptic pencil.

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deleted · 9 years ago

This would've been helpful to know before I lost half the blood in my body to my razor

mrblackbelt108 · 9 years ago

That's gotta be one bigass razor

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whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago

I just use 91% rubbing alcohol.

userrname · 9 years ago

Now why would you do that?

whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago

Because it shuts down bleeding extremely quickly.

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c31107 · 9 years ago

And you said 'thanks' and kissed her? :)

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marshmallowfluff · 9 years ago

Actually this makes sense since eyedrops are formulated to dialate the blood vessels. Now if I can just remember this trick when I need it.

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guest · 9 years ago

Woudn't it just increase the blood flow then?

whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago

Yep, you actually want a coagulant to stop the bleeding.

guest · 9 years ago

It's cuz artificial tears are a lubricant and create a surface which slows and blocks the flow of blood on a cut....

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funsubstanceabusee · 9 years ago

Does this work for zits ?

Best advice my girlfriend ever gave me

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