This cable looks important. It would be unfortunate if something had to... Happen to it

That's the face of no mercy

"This is for petting that other cat at the park, bitch"

"This time it's Purrsonal!"

A sign that you've been on the internet too long, and you've been ignoring your cat.

I may be wrong, but that looks like the AC adaptor power cable, so unless your laptop is 10+ years old, and really does need it to survive, you'll be fine for at least a few minutes while you chase the cat down, and throw it into the bathroom.

does no one notce how pretty the cat is? soooo pretty.

Prettiest cat ive ever seen, after my own cat.