Fake Plastic Rice

What the hell compelled you to do this? Why not just take old and stale rice if you want to play with dry rice?

The hell is the point?

Does it bug anyone else that the second paragraph offered no more information than that of the first?

But.... WHY?

Is this completely insane?! Someone could actually die eating this shit!

What's the point

hahahhaa.. fkng rekt chinese smugglers
"If you'll be caught with 200 tons of fake rice I'll give you 24 hours to consume it all," -Duterte
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StOp

my question though is who would eat rice that is still hard after cooking..