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I am offended that you are posting christmas shit in july.
('Tis a joke calm your tits)

Society nowendays.

Im offended that the container its in is plastic, which ever so slightly hurts the environment

I'm so offended, it's in English, are there not other languages you could have used that would support the dying languages of the world? Where's the Christmas tree decorations written in ancient Aztec?

So essentially nothing..

The "You" on that ornament was written in an old fashioned font. You know what else is old fashioned? Racism!

I cannot believe this. I'm offended that they made the words different colors. It's blatant discrimination against the colorblind

I am offended by the fact that it says happy, when so many people are depressed

Guys, this is really offensive to Christmas. It is demeaning it. JUST KIDDING