But, but.. I ♥ PENGUINS

SHE WAS TOO YOUNG

K-Kass.......come closer.....I need to tell you something.........

Y-yes, Waffles? *steps closer*

I-I'm not a girl.......also you left your back door open. *dies*

N-no...
NOOOOOO

Plot twist

WAFFLES NU

I'd arrest the penguin,but he's too darn cute *---*

It was a good song

XD Sero go home, ur dead

OKAY IT'S A SONG TO MOVE THE AGES
BUT I AM DYING

U will be missed

I AM NOT DEAD
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU PUTTING ME IN A COFFIN
I JUST USED 25 STIMPACKS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*BREAKS OUT OF COFFIN*
*GETS THE FUCK UP*

Shit 'bout to go doowwnn

*turns pattywhack into a Krabby Patty*
*fucking eats it*

OMG YAY I'M A KRABBY PATTY wait don't eat mee >;c

I wish I could change my username to Krabby Patty tho.. Idk why the frick I chose Patty Whack -.-

*eats pattywhack slowly*
*chews thoroughly*

WHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

*shoots*
*hits*

*slowly dies* My father will hear about this...!

*gun goes off anyway and hits Serosan*
Fuck I'm rubbish at this... Sorry there

*is a homunculus*
*regens*

*Taps serosan on the back* Apparently I'm a vengeful ghost...*waves knife while doing the chicken dance*

*tries to shoot ghost, ends up somehow shooting own foot*
FOR FUCKS SAKE! I need to give up on my dream of being a hired hitman, I really do..

*grabs knife*
*breaks it in half*

*throws bowls of chicken soup*
*hits all three of you square in the face*
*including the ghost somehow*

*picks up bowls*
*eats them*

YEAH!
You're, uh, welcome.
I guess.

*Try's to stab someone and misses* I'm useless...