How to explain today

Instead of being afraid of threats made by terrorists, we make them into memes and edit them to become funny.

I'd explain internet porn, I think that would make them happy - eventually

It's interesting to think that, yeah, but let's say go back 100 years, to someone who had never even imagined the concept of a computer, or better yet 200 years back, imagine how shocked they would be, not only by the technology but by society too. Even then we can go back to before the industrial revolution, just imagine their reaction

Captain America be like

To be truthful, why there are black people freely roaming the streets. We've come a long way in 50 years.

There is this thing floating around the air passing from this (modem) to this (phone) it gives me power but I am too stupid to do anything useful with it.

SOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDD. come up with something new, sleazebag.