"Tis the Devil himself rising from his unholy grave to bring death upon us! Arm yourselves, brethren"
"Brother Irazmus, the sounds of Lucifer are bleeding from that box!"
*points to speaker*
"Of course! We must destroy it so our lord shall show mercy upon us"
And that children is how you begin a riot in the Middle Ages in which the local populace believe they are being attacked by the devil himself using only a speaker and a few songs!
"Brother Irazmus, the sounds of Lucifer are bleeding from that box!"
*points to speaker*
"Of course! We must destroy it so our lord shall show mercy upon us"
And that children is how you begin a riot in the Middle Ages in which the local populace believe they are being attacked by the devil himself using only a speaker and a few songs!
2. Buy future hovercraft/aircraft tech
3. Go to past and cause alien abductions