Butt: "why?"

its good because now you can balance all your haesulnoots on the board and and never be *board* biking around trying to keep them from falling off!

he can fit all of his friends on it this way

It hurts to look at

I don't know what will make that board fly off, but I'm sure that an accident will make that board fly off

The title sentence would still work if you remove the : and ""

Wut

These are surf bikes. Build up speed and then ride it like a surf board

i think Thigh Gaps !!

The title had me squirting milk through my nose! ( ꒪Д꒪)ノ