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deleted
· 8 years ago
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We need to make this a thing
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purple_sleevies
· 8 years ago
Virgin Protector 2015
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deleted
· 8 years ago
Imagine how bad that would pinch
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violence
· 8 years ago
They have them in leather too
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thexguest
· 8 years ago
Why would you have a boyfriend at 13 ;-;
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diciest
· 8 years ago
I had my first boyfriend at age nine. It lasted two years, which is a record I have yet to break.
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ajhedges
· 8 years ago
Wat
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violence
· 8 years ago
But like...what do 9 year-olds even do when they're dating...?
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ajhedges
· 8 years ago
Color with crayons?
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deleted
· 8 years ago
Get turnt on juice boxes and watch the Disney channel?
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diciest
· 8 years ago
Uh it was a struggle to get the idiot to hug me. We just bought each other Christmas presents and valentines day cards and candy and basically just gloated about the fact that we were dating. It was honestly pathetic.
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girlcalledbean
· 8 years ago
That's like Robin Hood: Men in Tights
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daniel696
· 8 years ago
A fucking chastity belt, also this used to be a thing used in the midle ages by fathers to prevent their daughter's virginity to be stolen.
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leviosanotleviosa
· 8 years ago
Whatcha gonna do go on your tricycle to McDonalds and get some happy meals
