Hey! Hi, I'm a courier, and Satan asked me to deliver this message, and to read it out as well.
Ahem: "Dear purple_sleevies(star) and godzilla463 - you're not halfway there, you won't make it, and prayers do not provide sustenance. Even if they did, you don't need sustenance in Hell. Also, both of you have been conscripted into 15 years torture duty. Regards, Satan the Devil."
Well, that's my job done. See ya!
WERE HALFWAY THERE
LIVIN' ON A PRAYER
WE'LL MAKE IT I SWEAR
Ahem: "Dear purple_sleevies(star) and godzilla463 - you're not halfway there, you won't make it, and prayers do not provide sustenance. Even if they did, you don't need sustenance in Hell. Also, both of you have been conscripted into 15 years torture duty. Regards, Satan the Devil."
Well, that's my job done. See ya!