If you don't like herb puns, you're gonna have a bad thyme

NO STAPH WITH THE PUNS

What thyme is it?

The street I live in is named after a herb

We used to grow thyme in our backyard

"thyme"

I mint to write a good pun but can't think of one.

Its getting late, I better leaf!

I thought this was a skin condition

I cumin for a break because it's so chilli outside and I'm peppered with puns I can't possibly compete agains. I know when I'm garliced.

Am I the only one who feel extremely uncomfortable with the picture

That looks kind of creepy, like something is wrong with his skin

Wrong wrist.