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thethirdi
· 9 years ago
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I'd be the beer dad, if I was a dad
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thethirdi
· 9 years ago
Answer the question and I get downvoted. Beautiful logic from FS
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thegodmother
· 9 years ago
The cocaine godmother
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joejonas
· 9 years ago
grandmother*
thegodmother
· 9 years ago
No the godmother...I'm not technically related but the family needs me for my wonderful connections and my ability to make offers that no one can refuse
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runner
· 9 years ago
The gambling friends cousin who will "pay you back"
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dimebag
· 9 years ago
I feel like a vodka aunt, which is weird coz I'm a guy.
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taz0hundred
· 9 years ago
Oh god Dime xD
deleted
· 9 years ago
SAME
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lindsmolinari
· 9 years ago
totally the vodka aunt. too bad i'm an only child. do you think i could be adopted by a family, to be their adopted vodka aunt?
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deleted
· 9 years ago
The cousin who's high on life and confuses everyone because they think there must be other drugs in there somewhere but there actually isn't.
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ecumenicalmatter
· 9 years ago
Whiskey grandfather
deleted
· 9 years ago
Water boy
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guest
· 9 years ago
im the weed sister haha
ewqua
· 9 years ago
Non-drinker cousin, I guess.
guest
· 9 years ago
Gin great uncle
