*chanting* cake cake cake cake cake cake cake...

But also a bigger target for a sniper, so I suppose you don't really gain much out of it... Oh wait, yes you do, it's called cake

I choose muscle mass! :D

Logic for the win

I shall stay curvy FOREVER

But what if the cake is just a lie?

But you wanna put your name on it

There was this one serial killer who was also a cannibal but said he didn't eat fat people because he thought they had too much cholesterol. So you got that going for you at least