How could I say no?

You just can't

There's not turning down that offer! *takes pizza and runs*

I CAN'T TURN THIS LADY DOWN

http://youtu.be/4F4qzPbcFiA

yes yes yes yes yes
How could i resist? she's perfect

Haha...Watching porn in a mirror. I mean that's just....Uhmmm wait..I'll be right over.

i am making something like this if i ever use tinder again.

She's pretty hot

Imma just...
*swipes right*