All from one house

That's a lot of toilet paper...

Damn they found my supply

"Does that guy never leave the bathroom"-Jim Gaffigan

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

The diarrhea is strong with this one.

The great toilet paper theif has been caught. No one has to be itchy anymore.

someone had to go

The pepto bismol theme came to mind after seeing this

Gonna rob Taco Bell next?