I'm down.

Same

I've got my two puppies sleeping peacefully on me right now :3

Lol, lucky you, Erica. :)

And weed

"Hello mister, would you like to come home and cuddle with me?" <-- like that

I'll let you know how that works

Depending on where you are, there are also businesses that offer strictly platonic cuddling.

Either is appropriate
*** Correction lol I thought u said "we should fuck right now" LMFAO

Update: It works!

D'aw. ^_^ How does he do it? Does he just come up and cuddle saying "I got your note."?

When he came into the room, he saw it, and he read the title confusedly saying "I'm down," so I told him he just agreed to cuddle. :p

OH I should probably clarify. I have Chromecast, so when I'm on the internet I can just click a little button and whatever is on my screen will "cast" or show up on the T.V. (It is very useful for watching netflix/hulu).