Me: omg I hate drama *girl breaks up with bf* me: so what happened??

I hate drama too but when shit happens I'm the noseiest motherfucker around

Me: I hate drama
Me: *starts drama*
Me: I LOVE THIS

Drama is not always fun to be a part of, but it's usually entertaining to watch.

Me: I hate drama
*drama happens to other people*
Me: *grabs popcorn*
*someone is trying to start drama with something that concerns me*
Me: [dying whale noise]