Well... I don't know what to do, so I said 'hi', then she said 'hi' back

At least you didn't get a boner? (assumes you're a male)

That's how porn starts

Eww.

Dear Messed-Up Penthouse...

To us that's never a big deal because we grew up used to seeing each other naked in my family. It's way less awkward like that and you never have to worry about running around naked, unless somebody has friends over or we have guests.

That's how game of thrones started. It all began in the house of Lannisters.

Question. Why do you need towels to go toilet?

My step brother thinks that I'm hot so that's a humongous no-no from my part

Wincest ensues