The alarm that you will sure wake up to

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mockingjays · 9 years ago · FIRST

I accept your potato thank you

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biscuit0883 · 9 years ago

This post isn't very long at all, but I appreciate the angel potato.

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mopargirl · 9 years ago

I hate this bed already but the potato helps.

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stark · 9 years ago

I really suggest you all check out his YouTube channel. He's literally an inventor and its awesome!

guest · 9 years ago

As opposed to him figuratively being an inventor?

stark · 9 years ago

There aren't a lot of true inventors any more. He is one.

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deleted · 9 years ago

Buy button? It looks fun.

guest · 9 years ago

It looks like it'll break your legs...

deleted · 9 years ago

But that's what makes it so fun! Okay... Not really.... But flying first thing in the morning sounds great! If you had a pile of pillows to land in, it'd be awesome

deleted · 9 years ago

Besides, nothing says 'good morning!' quite like a heart attack

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typicalfrenchgirl · 9 years ago

I would just sleep on the floor

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guest · 9 years ago

seems like Wallace's bed from Wallace and Gromit.

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eccentricenderman · 9 years ago

Colin Furze is amazing. He also invented his own fully functioning wolverines claws.

kurukuruguy · 9 years ago

And a "Jettle". As well as machine-engineered biscuits. And a cake machine?

smitty · 9 years ago

How could you forget the bread knife that toasts the bread as you cut it?

cheesymistress_98 · 9 years ago

It's like Wallace and grommet

deleted · 9 years ago

Stop stealing pics from 9fag (Replace F with G)

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guest · 9 years ago

Do you really expect everything on this site to be original? People post what they think is funny, and it's not a problem if they get it from another site. If people only posted original content, there would hardly be anything on funsubstance.

deleted · 9 years ago

That's not my issue. The "potato" thing is.

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balroghuzzah · 9 years ago

A bed isn't the only thing heès invented. for those who donèt want to watch his videos, here are a few:
working wolverine claws
a shop vac soup maker
a giant bum (to fart at the french)
a rocket bike
an electronic tea server
a jet powered TP warmer
What a weird guy... Love 'im

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leviosanotleviosa · 9 years ago

That's not long at all

wuxing · 9 years ago

aaaAAA COLIN! he makes tons of really cool stuff too, you guys should checkout his youtube, colinfurze. I would link but im already bored

smitty · 9 years ago

That's not bored, that's lazy.

wuxing · 9 years ago

I'm both

wuxing · 9 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/user/colinfurze THERE

The alarm that you will sure wake up to

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