5 facts about the friendship between coffee and poop

This speaks to me.

Yeah, I have coffee-poop friendship!
Sorry you guys had to read that.

i find it interesting that it ends with calling it "unfortunate". maybe i'm biased cuz i have all these lovely gastro issues, but i find my coffee poop to be a total blessing

It says something about people when we'd rather have mudbutt than NOT drink coffee.