Why are the birds doing this?

fun, they're just after a little fun

I'm worried as to what you consider fun

You clever little twit

@catfluff

The summon was successful. The birds are currently turning into the year's supply of frozen dinners. Thank you, @late_commenter. Rest safe, traveller.

I shall travel a long journey, it may have many stops and rest, but it will not end until I have seen every archaic post