Cat's life goals

my cat nearly suffocated me once, i was sleeping and it was sleeping at the end of the bed, or so i thought, in the middle of the night i felt like my mouth and nose where covered and i couldn't breath, i woke up thinking i was being suffocated by a murderer and went to defend myself, when suddenly the cat shifted... it had been sleeping on my face.

Life makes sense now!

I once woke up with a weird thing on the back of my head. Turned and saw the cat's butt. She had had her butt against my head. Headbutt.

This explains why they sit on computers/laptops

Soft kitty, warm kitty......