The Slide Option

Sometimes it's just super thin and in the middle of the stairs.

Do not use the railing, though, especially on a hot Summer's day.
My glutes are still recovering from the third-degree burns.

Or you could snag your hooha or your balogne pony if you're not slick enough.

Guys. Go hard or go home.

Everyone. That way we are all releived because we kept no one waiting.

The solution would be to put slides going everywhere.