No thanks

That is a level of power I will never have.

Those muggers must've failed mugger school, it's like hogwarts but better

Someone walked up to dad and was like "give me your money" and he just said "f*ck off" and walked away

People like this have far more discipline and respect for others than I'll ever have. I'd be that guy who kicks them in the crotch and push them into a passing bus because they dared to threaten me.

One time I was commuting and a girl in a school uniform in front of a church is asking a boy for money and refused, and she bit his arm and the boy is not fighting back and he looks like he's about to cry. And after like a few months I heard that the same girl was hit by a car and died. I don't know why i just shared that.

It's like these Tumblr users WANT to get stabbed

I wanna have that kind of power.

"You're getting mugged!"
"NO, YOU'RE GETTING MUGGED!"
"AH, HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK?!"

In South Africa you'd get shot for two chicken drumsticks and a bowl of toilet water, nevermind a phone.