Well, there are noooooo other female characters in The Hobbit... (except that kid that has ONE line commenting about the dwarves coming out of the toilet)
Still ticks me off though... ancient evil rising again, something that they actually personally saw the first few times it was a problem and know how to fight it, do they help? Nah, they fuck off for Valinor.
They could do something but they're heading off to Elf Florida.
They could do something but they're heading off to Elf Florida.