A hole in the plane's wing mid flight

Great, now I'm picturing a sea of buttholes making kissy faces on an airplane.

That poor bastard that was almost crushed by falling airplane wing

"Our collective buttholes" that's where I lost it

You might have a small problem

I would piss myself.

Send out R2D2!

As I'm quite familiar with the engineering of aeronautical vehicles i can confirm that you my poor friend are FUCKED!!!

And then suddenly they find a piece of a wing that belongs to missing flight MH370

Gremlins have been there. You're in trouble, because even the captain of the Enterprise couldn't survive gremlins.