You f*cked up meow

If I sent the wrong message to a man who looked like that and who comes with a uniform I would have repeated the first part of this message

Somebody's trying to f*** the police.

some one likes a man in uniform

Oldie but a goodie...practice safe sex, fu*k a cop

I hope he gave himself a ticket for texting while operating a vehicle.

I may have played along with this if I was the cop and asked the person to meet me somewhere. The look on the other's person face would have been worth it!