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brainsandbeauty
· 9 years ago
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She could chop his dick off with the sword
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gamzee
· 9 years ago
what do you mean "could"?
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deleted
· 9 years ago
Flirting FAIL.
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jade
· 9 years ago
This is so me. Guys are always surprised to find out about my swords.
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smitty
· 9 years ago
I'd be like, "Gimme one, let's go."
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deathfox393
· 9 years ago
..... you have legit battle swords?
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chu
· 9 years ago
jade has swords? Can I borrow one for reasons?
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gamzee
· 9 years ago
You can borrow one of mine
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jade
· 9 years ago
Yes, actually two. One is a Peter's (Narnia) replica, and one I bought in St. Augustine. I also have two bows ;D
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chu
· 9 years ago
what kinda bows?
gamzee
· 9 years ago
Oh I love bows. ^_^ tell us more!
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chu
· 9 years ago
Was the other guy thinking about...fencing with his dick?
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guest
· 9 years ago
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nikanixx
· 9 years ago
Why was he surprised? She said that she "literally has a sword"
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