So afraid of geese

I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR YEARS!! GEESE ARE DEMON SPAWN AND THIS IS JUST PROOF OF THAT!!

You must become one to controll one

When my brother was 4 we took him to feed the ducks he had a slice of bread and a goose walked up to him it was almost as big as him. My brother held the slice of bread in his hand, and the goose nibbled all the bread that was not being touched by my brothers fingers. Then it started to step left to right and looking at my brothers hand like "ummm could you... umm could you move your fingers."
Finally my brother gave the rest of the bread to it. It got so excited it waddled to the water and back again over and over. Then it saw my brother had more bread so they did the whole thing again. I think my brother fed that goose 5 slices of bread and not once did it bite him.
So yeah they got teeth but that goose was the funniest sweetest one I ever seen. Lol

THEY EVEN HAVE TEETH ON THEIR TONGUES WTF IM SO GLAD I ALWAYS THREW ROCKS TO SCARE THEN AWAY

Don't hurt the gooses! There used to be a lot of geese on the playground field at my middle school, they'd be out there from early morning until the first recess group went out. One day some kid threw their lunch box at it or something and broke its wing. So yeah, don't hurt animals. I mean, unless it's trying to kill you . . .

Try living in Canada for a while and then call them harmless. Canadian Geese don't fuck around. People have to put up warning signs if the geese hang there a lot. They are vicious

I got attacked by geese when I was 10 and fell into a cactus.

So unnerving

All you really need is some baby ducks.

if multiple goose are called geese....why aren't multiple moose called meese?

Just thought I'd put that out there. That should be a thing.

modern day velociraptor

Just kick em in th head??