Whoever created "What Life Really Is" either hasn't lived very long or has lived a very sheltered life. More often than not it's the good people that life seems to take perverse pleasure in kicking around. The lazy, worthless, low-life idiots seem to somehow emerge from their own messes unscathed.
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Life: "Do you want a cookie?, well first you'll have to go to cookie college for 5 years and then you'll have to do a really complicated scavenger hunt to find that cookie
Life: "Do you want a cookie?, well first you'll have to go to cookie college for 5 years and then you'll have to do a really complicated scavenger hunt to find that cookie