A girl and a guy were speeding at 100 mph on a motorcycle...
Girl- Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy- No this is fun.
Girl- No it's not. Please, it's too scary!
Guy- Then tell me you love me.
Girl- Fine, I love you, Now slow down!
Guy- Now give me a big hug.
-(Girl hugs him)
Guy- Okay, can you take my helmet off and put it on? It's bugging me.
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*In the paper the next day: A motorcycle has cashed because of a break failure. Two people were on the motorcycle but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his breaks weren't working, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he made her say I love you, hug him on last hug, and put on his helmet so she would live even though he knew he would die.
Girl- Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy- No this is fun.
Girl- No it's not. Please, it's too scary!
Guy- Then tell me you love me.
Girl- Fine, I love you, Now slow down!
Guy- Now give me a big hug.
-(Girl hugs him)
Guy- Okay, can you take my helmet off and put it on? It's bugging me.
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*In the paper the next day: A motorcycle has cashed because of a break failure. Two people were on the motorcycle but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his breaks weren't working, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he made her say I love you, hug him on last hug, and put on his helmet so she would live even though he knew he would die.